Happy, Happy Birthday, baby...

"Yeah, she called me the other day and told me she was buying a little red dress for her birthday party."

Platonic response from me...

Blog later..."Thought of something...red dress great...doesn't show blood stains as easily..."

Say to my BFF-and dear sister, "Yeah, makes me want to go get a new do, tan up, and where red lingerie with a water bra underneath and my porn heels to her party!"

Sissy's response, "Yes ma'am! Red is always a good color to wear when a little action is about to unfold. You know whether it is STABBING SOME SKANKY WHORE IN THE EYE WITH A SERRATED PITCHFORK or engaging in hot, kinky...well you know...Red will bring out more of that raging FIRE, and when BOTH actions are completed (while still wearing your red of course) reguardless of which one you perform first--in the end there will be triumph-Victory and complete SATISFACTION! So, there you have it my friend.It is a win, win, I would definately go with RED!"

LOL--I love her!

Ah, yes...I have decided. I shall be nice. (Or so I promise...)

Of course, I decide that on a daily after each violent daydream.

I ask God to forgive me...

I try not to be so goofy.

I mentioned the other day, "You know, I really wish I didn't have a conscience. I wish I could so easily go around hurting, toying with others and not give a damn about their feelings or how my actions affect others around me."

I said to another..."you know, its a funny thing, I have never liked the idea of sharing my man with someone else...never."

I told someone a long time ago..."I am an only child...I don't share well."

You consider it.

Drunk together alone at the riverfront...strike one...

Stopped by her house while driving thru one day...strike two...

"It really hurts me that she is so able to turn your head the way she does..."
"Oh, you have nothing to worry about, don't you even think that anyone can ever take me away from you--you just need to stop worrying, honey."

--Summed up..."I don't really give a damn about how me having a relationship with her makes you feel. Get over it."

Makes me wonder...if I went to a counsellor, what would he/she advise, mmm?

"If it bothers you and that is not important to him, do you feel you will be able to accept that and live with it as your relationship continues, or not?"

Strike three or not. We will see...if I decide so, then, Happy, Happy Birthday Baby here is your man-toy you wanted...all yours to break to pieces as you please.

And he can have his eye-candy in her little red dress...wtf-ever!