How I roll

Check it out.

I go to a riverfront get together for a man's birthday who talks bad about me, and everybody else, behind our backs. (I laid into him just last week about it, and of course, now we are face-front friends...)

I sit by the girl my man onced named his anam cara. (She keeps in contact with him on myspace, invites him to all the outings she goes to, etc...) I kiss my man good-bye, and leave him at the riverfront to drink beside her...

I get up to leave as the fellow who knows my story comes up to celebrate. ( I tell him since he is here, I have to leave...yet, he is on my favorite people list...)

I go home after cussing like a sailor, and pretend to be sober and innocent in front of my pentacostal parents.

I talk nicely to, and wave ever so friendly at the fellow who tried to get my man fired.

I laugh and joke with a fellow at work, who makes me want to vomit.

I politely say, "Hello." everyday, to the bitch that started the fellow on the path to trying to get my man fired.

I smile at my former boss, who hates my guts.

I play "nicey-nice" to a gal who acts like I do nothing all day, and says so, I am sure when I am out of ear-shot.

I converse, and "get along" with my annoying ex.

All I can say is, my,my,my,my,my,my,my, my poker face...